WD-40
Oh, you thought WD-40 was just a handyman’s tool? Think again. With over 2,000 uses and counting, you’ll have no excuse to break no-contact again.
Don’t text him.
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Some people think that opening a jars is a man’s job. They’re wrong.
Just because he put a ring on it doesn’t mean it needs to stay there. Magazines offer greater opportunity to mention more extensive uses of WD-40 and can emphasize the benefits of WD-40, including its ability to remove reminders of your ex.*
WD-40 is for the girlies who have been personally victimized by unexpected lipstick stains, and platforms like Instagram are the perfect vehicle to reach our target, young women.*
Whether it be spraying away pests or detangling that necklace, we’ve got the commuting ladies covered without his unsolicited advice.*